12星座誰最開不起玩笑

12星座誰最開不起玩笑

05/21~06/21
双子座 Top12双子座
拿双子座开玩笑，你还真是关公面前耍大刀，人家可是开玩笑的鼻祖。你向他开玩
笑，别说介意了，他甚至会很感谢你，为他提供了消遣的乐子，当然那个被消遣的
对象就是你。在他一顿狂侃乱扯之后，那个开不起玩笑的人也许就变成了你。

11/23~12/21
射手座 Top11射手座
射手的心胸很开朗，他不认为被大家开玩笑有什么好介意的，开开玩笑大家开心有
何不可。因此，当大家开他玩笑时，他会笑得比你还大声。如果因为人家的玩笑而
引起尴尬，那么他便四两拨千斤，风趣的化解那些有意或无意的讥笑。

02/19~03/20
双鱼座 Top10双鱼座
双鱼排上倒数第三，倒不是因为他懂得幽默或经得起玩笑，而是别人开他玩笑时，
他不会去在乎对方出于什么目的，反正通过他大脑的转换就都成了无伤大雅，甚至
是善意的了。

07/23~08/22
狮子座 Top9狮子座
狮子座对于别人拿他开玩笑，总一笑置之，他不屑去回应别人的八卦或讥讽，也不
会让自己陷入对方别有深意而造成的不安之中。你叽里呱啦扯了一大堆，他就当在
看小丑表演。

03/21~04/19
牡羊座 Top8牡羊座
按照牡羊火爆的脾气来说，他应该开不起玩笑才是，可他偏偏少一根筋。别人开玩
笑时，他没法立即听懂其中的深意，或许根本就没用心去听，过不了多久这事也就
被他抛向脑后了，自然也就不存在开不开得起玩笑了。

01/20~02/18
水瓶座 Top7水瓶座
如果水瓶心情好的话，说不定他还能回应你的玩笑，并且比你说的幽默多了，让你
笑到肚子疼。但若是他心情欠佳，最好不要去招惹他，否则他脸一严肃，非刺痛你
不可。

06/22~07/22
巨蟹座 Top6巨蟹座
巨蟹有著超群的敏感，你的玩笑或许无意，但对他来说可能在踩在敏感点上。这时
他依旧与你谈笑风生，可你有没有发现：你们所聊的话题已不是原来那个。并且，
之后他会有很长一段时间避开你。

09/23~10/23
天秤座 Top5天秤座
天秤面对大家开他玩笑时，能躲就躲，他不善于争辩，也无法承受哪一丁点惊慌不
安的是非。因此，当你开天秤的玩笑时，一旦看到他一声不吭，有想走开的意思，
那么请立刻停止，这时他的心灵恐怕已受创。

08/23~09/22
处女座 Top4处女座
处女座虽很努力把自己做到最好，但内心的没自信却极易让他感到不安，因此有人
向他开玩笑时，他很容易就当真，而且非常在意，并且为玩笑话感到难过，一看就
是个经不起玩笑的角色。

04/20~05/20
金牛座 Top3金牛座
跟金牛开玩笑也不怎么好过，无伤大雅的玩笑倒还好，顶多瞪你一眼，然后视你为
透明物体，接著做自己的事。可你的玩笑一旦过火或涉及到原则性问题，那你可要
当心，他那股「牛脾气」非让你吃不了兜著走！

12/22~01/19
魔羯座 Top2魔羯座
一看魔羯那老K脸，估计也没人敢跟他开玩笑。要是哪个不怕死的向他开了句玩笑，
就见他眼一瞪，脸一横，肯定吓得你腿软，只好闭上眼等待暴风雨来临，可等来的
却是一句淡淡的评语──「无聊！」，真让人无言！

10/24~11/22
天蝎座 Top1天蝎座
惹谁都不要去惹天蝎，或许你开的玩笑并没有恶意，但一向好斗的他抓住机会就反
将你一军，把你的糗事全搬出来，非气得你吐血。如果是挖苦性的玩笑，就更不能
对他开，除非你真想把挨揍当成免费按摩！

Funny Conversation =.=

Chinese Phone Call

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator:Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller :No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan ! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! but what's this urgent matter about?

Caller:Well. .. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator :Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this !

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes ! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: Oh .........God !!! !Just 4get it

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Annie Wan = Anyone
Sam Wan = Someone
Noe Wan = No One
Avery Wan = Everyone
Saw Ree = Sorry =.=

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I-Inject　　　　----投入

投入，這個投入有很多概念，有對自己所愛的人，投入自己所有的感情，讓你所愛的人感受到你真實的愛的存在，也有對自己的投入，投入自己對愛的理念的深入，對愛的真諦的理解，對雙方未來的理性思考。還有在經濟方面的投入也是不可缺少的，沒有麵包的愛情，真的很難在現實中存在的。總之要獲得愛情就要投入的很多!

L-Loyal　　　----忠誠

　　忠誠，對自己所愛的人的一種必備的東西，沒有了忠誠也就不會再在愛情的存在，雙方都要將自己的愛全身心的投入到對方中，對自己愛情觀的一種見證，對自己愛情的負責。總之忠誠是真正愛情的必備之物!

O-Observant　----用心

　　用心，自然很容易就會想到，對自己所愛的人用心，當然同樣也不要忘記對自己用心，如果一個人都不能對自己用心，那還能對誰用心呢？所以對自己用心，善待自己，也是不可缺少的，用心是雙向的，用心去理解愛情，才會讓雙方的愛情更加的牢固。總之用心就是愛情的橋樑通往彼此的心靈深處!

V-Valiant　　----勇敢

　　勇敢，也許是要獲得愛情的必備武器。這個武器很容易得到，因為就在各自的身上，可是也是些人所苦苦追尋的，愛情就是需要勇敢，勇敢的面對自己的愛情，讓自己的愛情不要留下任何遺憾，勇敢的去為自己的愛情而打拼，勇敢的為自己所愛的人而努力奮鬥。總之勇敢就是愛情的武器為愛情保駕護航。

E-Enjoyment　----喜悅
　　喜悅，就是在得到或是經歷過上面的一切後所獲得的果實，雖然這還是一顆未能成熟的果實，不過當看到果實的形成，你就會知道自己以前的付出是有回報的，因此你們都沉浸在歡樂的喜悅當中。這時愛情的果實已經形成，以後還需要你和對方共同去呵護這個來之不易的果實。總之此時的喜悅是對愛情的肯定為愛情而存在。

Y-Yes----願意

願意，當看到這個詞時，想到的多半是電視劇中的情節。牧師在新人的雙方中間，問女方，你願意嫁給他嗎？男方也一樣的。這樣的情節，已經見多不怪了，但這兩個詞所得到的就是一個成熟的果實，願意，願意將自己的一半托付給自己所愛的人，這應該是一種幸福。總之說出願意是得到愛情前的最後美妙的時候。

O-Obligation　----責任

責任，不要以為自己獲得了愛情就沒有什麼責任了，相反你所面臨的重擔將會加劇，對愛情的責任，要對自己努力得到的愛情有一種延續，是對自己所愛的人的一種負責，也是對自己的負責；對家庭的責任，愛自己的親人，不要辜負了你所愛的人對你的愛，這種愛已經將轉換到對家庭中，所以要你們都去為之努力。總之愛情的責任將會一直都存在你的周圍，為之努力奮鬥將是我們所必備的! 

U-Unison　　----和諧

和諧，這個詞向來都是對家庭而言的，一個和諧的家庭是每個人的嚮往，也是我們所應追求的，並為之努力創造的。和諧總能給人以安靜詳和的一種感覺，給人以白頭攜老的一種意境!總之和諧是愛情的美好境界!

The Different between Love and Like

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster, but in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring, but in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush, but if you look into the eyes of the person you like, you smile.

If front of the person you love, you can’t say everything on your mind, but in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy, but in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can’t look straight into the eyes of the one you love, but you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with him, but when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye, and the feeling of like starts from the ears.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears. But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a teardrop and remains in your heart forever after.

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12.獅子座~43% 只是個性很火爆，不會用頭腦害人

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Boy can answer better than principal XD

A Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.

Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg..

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME..

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to UNIVERSITY, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.

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　　 成佛：（朦胧中）别叫我，让我再睡会儿。 yOGaW~
　　 （画外音：起来吧，你已经连逃一个星期了！） :cop0;X:Wm
　　 老样子，帮我喊到！ qtTys gv
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　　 高级佛爷：选修课必逃，必修课选逃。今天星期二，按惯例不去，接着睡。 fR}|CP
　　 （画外音：你不怕教授发现吗？） )JTh=w4n|z
　　 “教授？开学三个月，我还不认识谁是教授那！” g.X?wyg5
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　　 我宿舍那哥们一天早起六点半，高高兴兴去上课，今天终于没迟到，到了课堂看见辅导员怒气冲冲看着他，他胆怯的说：“我今天没 迟到。” 9j:t}H V
　　 辅导员说：“我知道，可你昨天一天去哪了？” ?7
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　　 入仙：今天又睡得忘了吃中午饭，真不爽！ uz".!K[,wE
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　　 成佛：早上来的，天怎么这么快就黑了，现在是夏天，天黑这么早？ !m^;Apuy
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　　 高级佛爷：醒来以后发现饿的走不了路了，于是接着倒下睡。 k'&BAC.K,

New Room New Environment?

Finally i have been change room from HG-23 to HG 52...why change?...good question...

1... HG-23 doesnt have competitor to blast music (=.=!! not a good reason, cz im the one who complain people blast few sem ago)

2...HG-23 too near to guard ( good wat...more secure wat...but the chances of being scold by guard higher)

3...According to reliable rumor...someone have been suicide straight to front door of HG-23..(well, does it really a problem cz i hav been staying for many sem ago)

from all the lousy reason above, i hav been choosing HG-52....BUT

1... is HG-52 is a good place to blast music?....(no idea, far from guard should be able to be top 10 in intionline)

2...HG-52 is far away from guard...(good news or bad news? guard wil not be able to listen wat u blast, also unable to listen if u calling for help =.=!!)

3...nobody suicide around HG-52 .....(well...din do much sin in day light wont sked in mid nite one)

Sometime i really dono am i making the correct decision...im worry the new room is not as good as the previous one...but it already the last sem of mine...just hope to get some new environment to complete my education life (with music)..hehe..wish me luck in new environment ^^

I am KT?

KT KT...CKT...
Fren use to call me like this...but Who is KT? how many KT in this world? Proud to be KT?hehe...seem like im talking to myself isnt it?

There is one day im looking for one photo to put on my DMP forum...i found someone who are call KT also (KT.jpg) then i go download the picture...oohhhh...hehe... i knw who he is....he is a professional driver like me also (*ahem ahem *)...but he is far famous than me T___T....hehe....but it was fun that i saw the name is So Match ...

KT = Kon Tat
KT = Keiichi Tsuchiya ( the leng zai photo is him)

I know this KT since i watching "Best Motoring Series" and he is one of the professional driver called "Drift King" in Japan.i have collecting all his series especially touge part is most interesting...mountain race (like Initial D)...But he had already retired from racing career last time...forget when edi..hehe..din do proper researsh ><..

well although im non professional racer...but i think i have the blood of seeking for speed on the road XD....engine sound will boil's KT's heart like usual...drive my dad car and always imagine im driving 500horse car =.=(do illegal race,but never win XD).....wat a dreamer type of KT...

Anywhere, im stil the KT that i always do...will learn the patience from the Japan's KT...The patience of go on the way he drive...(at the begining he use to be laugh by people and say he is crazy idiot to enter the corner with angle)...but now he become "drift King"...So dun giv up on anything we wanted to do....as long as we do it in legal way....=)

How do you know when you are fall in love with someone?(ENG version)

1. No matter how busy you are, you will keep your cellphone on, because you are waiting for him/her to SMS you........you have already fall in love with him/her

2. If you like to hang out or walk alone with him/her personally....then you have already fall in love with him/her

3. When you are close together with him/her, you will tend to pretend no paying attention on him/her. But when she is lost from you eye of sigth, you will be looking for him/her immediately.....Then once again u have in love with him/her
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4. When he/she is sick, you definately will worry and giving the best care to him/her very much....then you are in love with him/her

5. When he/she is hang out with someone closely, you will feel d3c.lD)L9 uncomfortable.....then you already in love with him/her.
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6. When you see he/she smile sweetly, you will feel the sweetness in your heart.... then you already in love with him/her.
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7. After you see this phrase of word, who will be the one you think...then he/she is the one you fall in love XD

The songs of the day : 温岚 - 同手同脚